Insights...'Eternal Sunshine of the Med Student's Mind'?

Here is a preview of what med school can do to you. I got the following post from my bestfriend's blog. She just finished Med. Tech. and is now into the first year of medicine proper -- that should explain the half-crazed definitions you are about to read. hahaha By the way, she's in this very unhealthy relationship with an entity named Harper. Day in, day out she's always with Harper -- she even spends most of the night with Harper! This...this...thing...is taking up all her time. Who would've thought she'd end up with...a...book! haha Yeah, Harper Biochem...



From Cressilda Chan's blog:

Warning: The following post you are about to read is a product of a mentally-exhausted freshman med student who is desperate to find an avenue to release her pent-up energy. Read in your own discretion.

A. The table ANATOMY- a strong, sturdy, reliable wooden piece of furniture. PHYSIOLOGY- used for placing the absurd amount of books on, to write notes on, to occasionally bang one's head upon.

B. The med books ANATOMY- for the standard freshman, consists of the Biochemistry textbook, Physiology textbook and Histology textbook. PHYSIOLOGY- is very useful for finding information and also for stabbing with using any one of the following materials.
C. The writing apparatus
ANATOMY- consists of a variety of writing materials, from pencils, to ball pens, to sign pens, to highlighters.
PHYSIOLOGY- perfect for driving deep into the textbook and can also be used to write with and to highlight almost all of the words in the book.

D. The handy notebook
ANATOMY- a spring-bound long notebook that will never have enough pages in the long run.
PHYSIOLOGY- used for writing notes during independent study time, perfect for doodling when the brain cells start to play with themselves.

E. The cup
ANATOMY- a plastic, porcelain, or glass holder.
PHYSIOLOGY- used for holding any liquid beverage for making sure the student will always need to make the effort to walk to the comfort room or else will have to relieve her/himself in the chair.

F. The mp3 player
ANATOMY- a electronic device that plays music into the ears of the student as the night wears on.
PHYSIOLOGY- perfect for keeping up and for making the student aware of his or her surroundings as the family members are sound asleep in the bedrooms.


Acknowledgement:
I would like to thank Harper's Biochemistry, Guyton and Hall's Textbook of Physiology and Bloom and Fawcett's Histology for my reference material

I would also like to acknowledge Pilot for my pen and Stabilo for my highlighter

My thanks to Nescafe for keeping me up at night

And finally... my acknowledgements to my brother... for waking me up in the most inappropriate times to say that it's time for school.